FRATELLANZA

[dancasti]

scusate, ma... nessuno può farmi un fermo immagine di khlan e loo davanti alle celle coi prigionieri?
il mio lettore dvd per computer non funziona...

[Perno]

hai ragione dancasti, servono proprio un po' di snapshot!


LOO: Chi sono questi?
KLAHN: Rifiuti, lurida feccia del mondo.
LOO: Mercenari?
KLAHN: Sono relitti che non sanno dove sono e non gliene importa.


I PRIGIONIERO: Dove siamo?
II PRIGIONIERO: Non lo so, non m'importa.


LOO: E questi?


KLAHN: Questi sono schiavi del bere. Non sanno dove sono ma gli importa.


KLAHN: E questi sono uomini che sanno dove sono e gli importa, ma non bevono.


III PRIGIONIERO: Ehi, un momento! Io non so dove sono!
IV PRIGIONIERO: Sì. E io non bevo!


KLAHN: Guardia!


KLAHN: Ti importa?
III PRIGIONIERO: No.
KLAHN: (alla guardia) Metti questo nella cella numero uno e dagli da bere.


GUARDIA: Cosa vuoi bere?
III PRIGIONIERO: Non mi importa.

[Antani!]

KLAHN:...per quanto riguarda il nostro amico americano: la CIA crede di poter infiltrare i suoi agenti tra i miei uomini...
Americano:Non mi fai paura, brutto cane giallo bastardo!
KLAHN:Lui riportatelo a Detroit!
Americano:No, Detroit no! Vi prego! Lo smog, il traffico, la FORD...

[KBL]

si puo' sapere di che film si tratta.. dancasti, ce l'hai no?

[La risposta]

si tratta di "ridere per ridere" (titolo originale "The Kentucky Fried Movie")
1977
regia: john landis
sceneggiatura: Abrahams, Zucker & Zucker

(firmato: perno)
PS: dancasti ce l'ha e se togli il volume durante la proiezione del film sa doppiarlo per intero
ma io lo doppio meglio

[venusia]

si puo' sapere di che film si tratta.. dancasti, ce l'hai no?

Ma come????

non conosci "ridere per ridere"..???

Non l'hai mai visto?


.....nemmeno io....

[dancasti]

grazie infinite, perno!!!
ora porterò scompiglio anche in altri lidi!!!

dancasti, ce l'hai no?

sì, kbl: ce l'ho in dvd!

[dancasti]

scusatemi ancora, ma...

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[Perno]

Lei sa che questo film ha gli effetti speciali, vero?

[lauchan]

Lei sa che questo film ha gli effetti speciali, vero?

BUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[grezza]

OK!

Mi avete stuzzicato QB (quanto basta)...

Devo vederlo!!!

[(FCI)Chobin]

Lei sa che questo film ha gli effetti speciali, vero?

ed ora:

Gola PROFONDA!!!!!!!!!!

fermatemi sto ridendo da solo!!!

[dancasti]

questa va letta in inglese, perchè in italiano è stata adattata alla bene meglio, in quanto è effettivamente intraducibile!

• dalla serie tv Police Squad! (da cui hanno tratto i film di una pallottola spuntata)
  1° episodio A Substantial Gift (A Broken Promise)
  
  Sergeant Lieutenant Frank Drebin
  Captain Ed Hocken
  Sally Decker
  
  Ed: Attempted hold-up, Frank. Cashier is the only witness. According to her, the gunman shot the teller, she grabbed the gun and shot the hold-up man.
  Frank: It's the same m.o. as the others.
  Ed: Could be, but this one has an interesting wrinkle. The gunman, Twice, is a good family man with no prior record.
  Frank: Can I talk to her?
  Ed: Sure.
  Ed: This is Sally Decker, Frank.
  Frank: Hello Ms Decker.
  Sally: Hello.
  Frank: I am Captain Frank Drebin. I understand you had a pretty rough time.
  Sally: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
  Frank: Cigarette?
  Sally: Yes, I know.
  Frank: Well. Do you feel up to any questions?
  Sally: I'll try.
  Frank: Where were you when all this happened?
  Sally: I was right here at my desk, working.
  Frank: And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong?
  Sally: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
  Ed: He is the teller, Frank.
  Frank: Jim Fell is the teller?
  Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
  Frank: Who's Jim Fell?
  Ed: He is the owner, Frank.
  Sally: He had the flu so Jim filled in.
  Frank: Phil who?
  Ed: Phil Inn, he's the night watchman.
  Sally: If only Phil had been here.
  Frank: Now wait a minute, let me get this straight. Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
  Sally: No he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
  Frank: Okay, then after he shot the teller you shot Twice.
  Sally: No, I only shot once.
  Ed: Twice is the hold-up man.
  Sally: Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
  Frank: Well, so now you are changing your story.
  Sally: No I shot Twice after Jim fell.
  Frank: You shot Twice and Jim Fell.
  Sally: No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
  Frank: Who fired twice?
  Sally: Once!
  Ed: He is the owner of the tire company, Frank.
  Frank: Okay, now, Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
  Sally: Twice.
  Frank: And Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
  Sally: Once.
  Frank: Okay, all right, that will be all for now, Ms Decker.
  Ed: We will need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
  Sally: Oh, of course.
  Frank: You have been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
  Sally: Oh, Howie couldn't have done it, he hasn't been in for weeks.
  Frank: Well. Thank you again, Ms Decker.
  Frank: Weeks?
  Ed: Saul Weeks. He is the controller, Frank.

[Perno]

dancasti, preparati a star male di nuovo!

ecco a voi.....

[dancasti]

ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

[dancasti]

sei un grande perno!!!
dimmi che posso metterlo sulla mia pagina di myspace!

ho cominciato a ridere appena ho visto che questo topic era tornato in prima pagina!

[Perno]

dimmi che posso metterlo sulla mia pagina di myspace!

certo che puoi metterlo!

[(FCI)Chobin]

tutto questo è fantastico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Perno]

mi sembra giusto non privare gli esseri umani di questa opera di genio



edit: scusate ho dovuto togliere un po' di cose da youtube perché stavano segnalandomi più volte per violazione dei diritti di stocazzo

questa va letta in inglese, perchè in italiano è stata adattata alla bene meglio, in quanto è effettivamente intraducibile!

• dalla serie tv Police Squad! (da cui hanno tratto i film di una pallottola spuntata)
  1° episodio A Substantial Gift (A Broken Promise)
  
  Sergeant Lieutenant Frank Drebin
  Captain Ed Hocken
  Sally Decker
  
  Ed: Attempted hold-up, Frank. Cashier is the only witness. According to her, the gunman shot the teller, she grabbed the gun and shot the hold-up man.
  Frank: It's the same m.o. as the others.
  Ed: Could be, but this one has an interesting wrinkle. The gunman, Twice, is a good family man with no prior record.
  Frank: Can I talk to her?
  Ed: Sure.
  Ed: This is Sally Decker, Frank.
  Frank: Hello Ms Decker.
  Sally: Hello.
  Frank: I am Captain Frank Drebin. I understand you had a pretty rough time.
  Sally: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
  Frank: Cigarette?
  Sally: Yes, I know.
  Frank: Well. Do you feel up to any questions?
  Sally: I'll try.
  Frank: Where were you when all this happened?
  Sally: I was right here at my desk, working.
  Frank: And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong?
  Sally: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
  Ed: He is the teller, Frank.
  Frank: Jim Fell is the teller?
  Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
  Frank: Who's Jim Fell?
  Ed: He is the owner, Frank.
  Sally: He had the flu so Jim filled in.
  Frank: Phil who?
  Ed: Phil Inn, he's the night watchman.
  Sally: If only Phil had been here.
  Frank: Now wait a minute, let me get this straight. Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
  Sally: No he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
  Frank: Okay, then after he shot the teller you shot Twice.
  Sally: No, I only shot once.
  Ed: Twice is the hold-up man.
  Sally: Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
  Frank: Well, so now you are changing your story.
  Sally: No I shot Twice after Jim fell.
  Frank: You shot Twice and Jim Fell.
  Sally: No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
  Frank: Who fired twice?
  Sally: Once!
  Ed: He is the owner of the tire company, Frank.
  Frank: Okay, now, Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
  Sally: Twice.
  Frank: And Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
  Sally: Once.
  Frank: Okay, all right, that will be all for now, Ms Decker.
  Ed: We will need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
  Sally: Oh, of course.
  Frank: You have been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
  Sally: Oh, Howie couldn't have done it, he hasn't been in for weeks.
  Frank: Well. Thank you again, Ms Decker.
  Frank: Weeks?
  Ed: Saul Weeks. He is the controller, Frank.

[freinkie]

non conoscevo questa serie! la voglio vedere assolutamente

[dancasti]

da delirio!!!
ma, fuori dall'ufficio postale, il poliziotto che gioca col manganello, mentre c'è appena stato un crimine, dove lo mettiamo?

[(FCI)Chobin]

grazie fabio x la versione italiana!!!

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l'ho proprio dovuto fare!!!

[Perno]

Cronache di casa Calissi
Cap. 1 "a pranzo da Odette"

annuncio: sta per succedere di nuovo

domani siamo invitati a pranzo da Florio e Odette
presenti anche due fidanzati ufficiali: mister dronio e stella della senna

conto di fare un resoconto appena torniamo, se ancora coscienti

[Magenta]

non vedo l'ora...